Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 26
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Garvoc VIC AUSTRALIA
    Posts
    3,208

    Default Do you find the things you lose?

    Usually I do,
    EXCEPT
    When I have put it in a safe place!!@!!!
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Melbourne - Outer East Foothills
    Posts
    1,557

    Default

    Everything except my virginity
    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Conder, ACT
    Age
    78
    Posts
    4,213

    Default

    Yes. Not long after I have bought a replacement.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    South Oz, the big smokey bit in the middle
    Age
    68
    Posts
    1,914

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidG
    Yes. Not long after I have bought a replacement.
    Yes, but that's the surest way of finding it. A bit like throwing something out ... you'll never need it till you do.

    Richard

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Kempsey NSW
    Age
    66
    Posts
    192

    Default

    Or you find it with the mower.
    Cheers
    Jim

    "I see dumb peope!"

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Romsey Victoria
    Age
    63
    Posts
    2,102

    Default

    Al has lost his mind. It's out back of the Craporium somewhere.
    Photo Gallery

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    .
    Posts
    4,816

    Default

    If I lose anything, I always find it the last place I look.


    Al

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    East of Melbourne.Vic. Australia
    Posts
    126

    Default

    All of the above plus - When I'm not looking for it!
    Jack the Lad.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Mackay Qld
    Age
    50
    Posts
    1,039

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    If I lose anything, I always find it the last place I look.
    One would have to be worried if you found it in the second last place you looked.
    Mick

    avantguardian

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Kempsey NSW
    Age
    66
    Posts
    192

    Default

    I always find it in the first place I looked, but not until I calm down and look properly, usually the third look in that place.
    Cheers
    Jim

    "I see dumb peope!"

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Melbourne - Outer East Foothills
    Posts
    1,557

    Default

    I start looking in the last place first. Saves a lot of time that way.
    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Jul 2000
    Location
    Drop Bear Capital of Gippsland (Lang Lang) Vic Australia
    Age
    74
    Posts
    2,238

    Default

    I usually put the replacement part away next to the one I couldn't find and suffer the same problem next time.
    I have several for sale if anyone is interested...................if I can find them
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

  13. #13
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    South Oz, the big smokey bit in the middle
    Age
    68
    Posts
    1,914

    Default

    I lost my mind some time ago. I blame the dog and am convinced he's hiding it somewhere but I can't get any sense out of him. At the moment, I have a time share arrangement with the cat, which isn't bad except for the desire to curl up in the sun and chase mice

    Richard

  14. #14
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Newcastle
    Age
    73
    Posts
    1,064

    Default

    The only thing I can't seem to lose is weight

    The trouble with life is there's no background music.



  15. #15
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Kempsey NSW
    Age
    66
    Posts
    192

    Default

    We used to send naughty kids down to the woodwork teacher for a long wait, or a left handed screwdriver or other vain attempts at humour. That was before the general public lost their sense of humour and introduced accountability.
    Cheers
    Jim

    "I see dumb peope!"

Similar Threads

  1. things are a little different now
    By Gino in forum JOKES
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 14th May 2001, 08:00 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •