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  1. #1141
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    I liked Hugh's quick summary of things traditionally attributed to a cat (enough room to swing one and the different ways to remove it's clothing).

    I think Cliff, Grumpy John and The Bleeder were trying to get me a chorous of "Keep It Nice Kiddies" ("Kinky" for short ), but I am going with Pugwash's

    "If that thing starts tweeting I'm gonna eat it!"

    for the combination of what cats do and modern technology.

    Go Pugwash !

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  2. #1142
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    :d

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    Yay! Try this one!

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    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  4. #1144
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    "If you think I'm at an age where my electrons are out of control, you should see my tats!"

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  5. #1145
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    Im the light bulb moment mum & dad had
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Dad did tell me not to put the nail file in the power point.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  7. #1147
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    Punktual.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  8. #1148
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    "Who are you calling an Urchin?"
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    "Dad says Mum found me in a dandelion patch."
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    "Watchoo lookin' at? Never 'ad a Bad Ear Day?"
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Why? Why do I have to be the mad scientist?
    Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- Sun Tzu

  12. #1152
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    I don't know why mum and dad called me Tesla
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  13. #1153
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    Why's my nickname Plasma?
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    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  14. #1154
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    "Dad says Mum found me in a dandelion patch."
    This one tickled my funny bone. Your go Skew!
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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  15. #1155
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    Oh dear... gonna have to dig around for one.


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    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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