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  1. 16th February 2013, 10:35 PM #1126
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    I don't give a HOOT what you think of my picture.....
  2. 16th February 2013, 11:58 PM #1127
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl View Post
    Ohh Ohh! I know that one! It's

    "Not A'fore My Coffee Wumman!"

    or maybe

    "Skew! Ponggy Boots Go Outside!"

    How about:

    "Whell, If you're serious about sharpening i DO have a few tips"

    No?
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    I think Bushmiller's second takes it...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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  4. 17th February 2013, 09:40 PM #1129
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    Thanks Skew, but you've sprung me as when the thread stalled during the silly season I went on an IT spring clean and deleted a whole heap of pix specially selected in case anybody enjoyed my warped take on life. my memory is that most of them were still there .

    No matter; I did a quick surf and came up with some beauties but alas . Wouldn't get past the censor!

    So in the meantime this will have to do

    caption pic 1.jpg

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  5. 17th February 2013, 10:45 PM #1130
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    Booking Felix into the weight loss vet got a catastrophic reaction
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    "If that thing starts tweeting I'm gonna eat it!"
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    Can you please move your middle finger a little further away from where it currently is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    "If that thing starts tweeting I'm gonna eat it!"


    Can't think of anything myself now.
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