Horse meat

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Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the internet............

o I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.....I guess Tesco just listened.
o Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
o Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
o Waitress in Tesco asked what I wanted on my Burger……..so I had a $5 each way bet!
o Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth.
o A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.
o Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.
o I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my fridge...AND THEY'RE OFF.
o Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
o Said to the missus, “These Tesco burgers have given me the trots.
o To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian.
o A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, “Why the long face?”. Cow says “Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!”
o I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead horse….
o They were trying to pass it off as a saddle of beef

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within hours of the news that tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the internet............

O i'm so hungry, i could eat a horse.....i guess tesco just listened.
O anyone want a burger from tesco? Yay or neigh?
O not entirely sure how tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
O waitress in tesco asked what i wanted on my burger……..so i had a $5 each way bet!
O had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth.
O a woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.
O tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.
O i've just checked the tesco burgers in my fridge...and they're off.
O tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
O said to the missus, “these tesco burgers have given me the trots.
O to beef or not to beef. That is equestrian.
O a cow walks into a bar. Barman says, “why the long face?”. Cow says “illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!”
o i hear the smaller version of those tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
These tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead horse….
O they were trying to pass it off as a saddle of beef