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  1. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    Did you get in first? (only kidding)
    That reminds me of Robin Williams' quote:

    "Divorce: Ah yes; From the latin word meaning to extract a man's testicles through his wallet ."

    Regards
    Paul


    (TL. Nothing personal here. I know it works both ways .)
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    That reminds me of Robin Williams' quote:

    "Divorce: Ah yes; From the latin word meaning to extract a man's testicles through his wallet ."

    Regards
    Paul


    (TL. Nothing personal here. I know it works both ways .)
    Well our divorce is one of the few true amicable ones I know of. No testicles extracted from anywhere.
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Well our divorce is one of the few true amicable ones I know of. No testicles extracted from anywhere.
    The last time I heard about that situation they were held quite safely be Scrotum, the trusty wrinkled old family retainer
    My ambition is to grow old disgracefully. So far my ywife recons that I'm doing quite well! John.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbur View Post
    How many times have landmarks like the Eiffel tower and London Bridge been sold?
    Only once that I'm aware of. A bunch of fools bought it and moved it to Arizona.

    We have caller I/D here and we can see on a display the number and name of the caller. When it is a telemarketer, I'll answer in Spanish and use the only two words that I know. Bueno and si. Every question that they ask, I'll answer with si until they hang up.

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    Anyone want to buy scrap steel?

    I have been tasked with selling that big bridge in Sydney which is surplus to requirements.

    Please send me your bank and credit card details by the end of this week and it is yours.

    Not interested in scrap steel - how about road base - I have just this minute been tasked with getting rid of this big rock in central Australia as it is getting in the way of the sunrise and providing too much shade for the delicate desert plants.

    As above - Please send me your bank and credit card details by the end of this week and it is yours.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rrich View Post
    Only once that I'm aware of. A bunch of fools bought it and moved it to Arizona.
    Sorry Rich, should have said 'sold'.
    Cheers,
    Jim

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