Racism?

[Bushmiller]

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?"
The shop assistant asks, -"Are you Irish?"-
The guy, clearly offended, says,
-"Yes I am. But let me ask you something, If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?-
-Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?-
-Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?-
-Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?-
-Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"-
The shop assistant says,
-"No, I probably wouldn't."-
The guy says,
-"Well then, because I asked for Guinness, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"-
The assistant replied,
-"Because you're in Bunnings'."-

Regards
Paul

[cava]

[rrich]

Oh the subtleties of language! LOL!

[hybridfiat]

I worked as 1st shopman in a butchers shop located in an arcade opposite a music shop that sold records, one day an older gent can in; I fronted up with butchers apron and knives at the ready and asked him what he would like and he said a "harmonica"!?
I thought my hearing was duff so I asked him again; "what can we get you?" "A harmonica" he replied.
"you mean the thing you put in your mouth and play?" I aked him. "Yes thats it" he said.
By this time the apprentice was having a fit. So I gently explained that this was a butchers shop and we sold meat, the music shop was behind him.
He thanked me and left.