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25th January 2013, 08:11 PM #1
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A Tap on the Shoulder...
A Tap on the Shoulder...
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the kerb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then the shaking driver said "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realise that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
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25th January 2013, 09:43 PM #2
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That's nearly as sick as suggesting a tap on the head would cure water on the brain.
RegardsHugh
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25th January 2013, 09:52 PM #3
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They give taxi driver licences to almost anybody
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25th January 2013, 11:44 PM #4
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Did he always arrive dead on time?
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
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