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    Default Rising temperature

    A big shot woodturner had to spend a couple of days in hospital
    and was a real pain to the nursing staff.

    The nurse in charge came in and announced, "I have to take
    your temperature"

    After complaining for several minutes he relented and opened
    his mouth. The nurse said, "Sorry, for this reading it has to
    be a rectal one".

    After inserting the thermometer she left him on the bed,
    stomach down, and said, "Now you stay just like that until
    I return. She left the door open as she went.

    He cursed under his breath as he heard visitors and staff
    walk past his doorway and laughing. After half an hour
    the doctor arrived and asked, 'What's going on here?".

    The man replied, "What's the matter doc, haven't you ever
    seen someone having their temperature taken?"

    The doctor replied, "Yes, but not with a daffodil".


    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    There was a man from Australia
    Who painted his a**s like a dahlia
    The design was all-right
    The colour quite bright
    But the scent was a hell of a failure.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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