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  1. 22nd December 2012, 08:23 PM #1
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    Default Christmas day out with the missus

    I was thinking of taking the missus out on Christmas Day
    and booked a table for two at the "Wallan Club".

    It's bound to end in tears though; she is not very
    good at snooker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    It's bound to end in tears though; she is not very good at snooker.
    Well seeing as how you already suspect that you may be in a bit of trouble, why no plan ahead and have a nice gift ready for her - just in case the snooker doesn't go down well. Maybe a new iron or a microwave oven.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    Well seeing as how you already suspect that you may be in a bit of trouble, why no plan ahead and have a nice gift ready for her - just in case the snooker doesn't go down well. Maybe a new iron or a microwave oven.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    Well seeing as how you already suspect that you may be in a bit of trouble, why no plan ahead and have a nice gift ready for her - just in case the snooker doesn't go down well. Maybe a new iron or a microwave oven.....

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    I have already bought her an iPod for her birthday, and iPad for
    our anniversary ... would it be in order to buy her an iRon for Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    I have already bought her an iPod for her birthday, and iPad for
    our anniversary ... would it be in order to buy her an iRon for Christmas.

    Allan
    No, but you could get her an i(vacuum)Clean(er) so you could also use it in the workshop. But make sure it's white.

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    Val may not like snooker Allan but I think by now anything would be better than your cooking a Christmas dinner.

    Hope she is on the improve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Val may not like snooker Allan but I think by now anything would be better than your cooking a Christmas dinner.

    Hope she is on the improve.
    She is on the improve Ray to the stage where she
    can now give orders to me with both arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    Or a new kitchen

    Bite your tongue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christos View Post
    Bite your tongue.
    You would have been better off buying a new house. You would have had more time in the shed then
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    I was thinking of taking the missus out on Christmas Day
    and booked a table for two at the "Wallan Club".

    It's bound to end in tears though; she is not very
    good at snooker.

    Allan
    she should be happy cos she'll get the pool as well.
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