Calling all males, danger

[Iain]

If women were in control

[flea1607]

But we have been all along

[echnidna]

Dunno bout lockin dunny seats down.
I remember once going for a standup job in the middle of the night.
Being extremely considerate as I always am, I didn't turn the light on.
Whats that trickling on me foot.
aaaahhhh some female put the lid down.

[Cliff Rogers]

...a standup job in the middle of the night.
... I didn't turn the light on......aaaahhhh ......

Give ya a tip, no one can see you so you can sit down, that way you don't miss.

[flea1607]

Give ya a tip, no one can see you so you can sit down, that way you don't miss.

See converting you guys already.

[echnidna]

Give ya a tip, no one can see you so you can sit down, that way you don't miss.

Only do that iff'n I'm drunk.

Though one time I was so drunk I kept falling off the kitchen chair.
(homemade hooch that I was going to distil into whisky ... but thats another story)
Never got any complaints about my aim in the morning though.

[ozwinner]

Give ya a tip, no one can see you so you can sit down, that way you don't miss.

Maaaate, Id rather miss, and 9iss everywhere.
Besides,it gives the women something to do in the morning.

Al :eek:

[Iain]

Good point Al, they love a good whinge and if they don't get one they have another whinge:
YOU LOSE