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    Last week I was offered a job as a noise pollution inspector. I had to turn it down
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    turn it up

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    Turn it off.
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    Do we have to listen to this.

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    Cheers Fred



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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    Last week I was offered a job as a noise pollution inspector. I had to turn it down
    Why? Wasn't the money very good or was it too far to travel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonzjob View Post
    Why? Wasn't the money very good or was it too far to travel?
    Keep your ear to the ground, you'll get the answer eventually
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Oh! I get it!! You would have had to listen out for noisey horses hooves with your ear to the ground

    I ain't slow
    My ambition is to grow old disgracefully. So far my ywife recons that I'm doing quite well! John.
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