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  1. 7th October 2012, 11:05 AM #1
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    Ladies if a man says he will fix it, HE WILL
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  3. 7th October 2012, 06:47 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    Ladies if a man says he will fix it, HE WILL
    there's no need to remind him every six months.

    Don't get me started. Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.
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  4. 26th October 2012, 04:30 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    Don't get me started. Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.

    Now you know why the following terms are used at the wedding -

    Bride and Groom [the person who is going to spend the rest of his life looking after the old nag]

    Did you really think that NAG stood for New Age Guy.
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  5. 26th October 2012, 05:49 PM #5
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    When you are married you receive 3 rings,1 each for the bride and groom ,and the third one to put through your nose so you can be led around
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  6. 26th October 2012, 10:01 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by acmegridley View Post
    When you are married you receive 3 rings,1 each for the bride and groom ,and the third one to put through your nose so you can be led around

    The three "rings" of relationship:

    The engagement "ring"

    The wedding "ring"

    The suffe "ring"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    Don't get me started. Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.
    Man, that's 6 1/2 years of nags. Feel sorry for you.
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    Jobs around the house !!

    I time myself by the calendar
    ... the wife insists on using a watch.

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  9. 29th October 2012, 01:15 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    The three "rings" of relationship:

    The engagement "ring"

    The wedding "ring"

    The suffe "ring"

    Doug
    Thanks - you learn something new each day - here was me thinking that 3 rings actually referred to an up market circus.
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  10. 29th October 2012, 01:40 PM #10
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    Gentlemen if a woman reminds you to fix something.
    You say darling I am tired or I have a headache.

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