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    Default Compliments

    A woman is looking at her self in the bedroom mirror.
    She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

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    .....and that's where the black eyes came from..............
    Just do it!

    Kind regards Rod

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