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  1. #1021
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    "I seem to have mislaid the joy stick ."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  2. #1022
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    OK, I've got my dinner tray, now where's my dinner??

  3. #1023
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    Things don't seem to be right since that Jack Russell rolled on us.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  4. #1024
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    A mouse is so yesterday!
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  5. #1025
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    Playing cat and mouse games
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  6. #1026
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    Im purrrrrrrfectly capable of operating this myself
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  7. #1027
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    "You want this seat? Aaww, c'mon! I'm on level three!"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  8. #1028
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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    "You want this seat? Aaww, c'mon! I'm on level three!"
    You just have to look at the expression on it's face to know this one nailed it!

    Over to you cap'n.......

  9. #1029
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    Thanks Cheif........here's another one.

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    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  10. #1030
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    Granny, where Kitty-Cat? Wanna play dress-ups again.....

  11. #1031
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    No way Im leaving here while that kids around
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  12. #1032
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    Can I pat your puppies?
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  13. #1033
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    Seriously. Penguins?

  14. #1034
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    I was going to scare the CR#P out of this kid but the smell from here says she already has..

  15. #1035
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    uh, can't even catnap in peace, bet she's looking for me.
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

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