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Thread: It's no fun getting old
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9th October 2012, 06:56 PM #1
It's no fun getting old
She's single...she is single and beautiful!
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I have
this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
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9th October 2012, 09:37 PM #2
Good one.
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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9th October 2012, 10:37 PM #3Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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9th October 2012, 10:55 PM #4