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  1. #1
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    Default It's no fun getting old

    She's single...she is single and beautiful!
    She lives right across the street.
    I can see her house from my living room.
    I watched as she got home from work this evening.
    I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
    She knocked on my door...
    I rushed to open it.
    She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I have
    this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
    Are you busy tonight?"
    I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
    Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

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    Good one.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  3. #3
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    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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    Quote Originally Posted by MBM888 View Post
    She's single...she is single and beautiful! She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?" I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!" Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
    ....and that's when the fight started
    Just do it!

    Kind regards Rod

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