The perfect man...

[AlexS]

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Moishe."
Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Moishe Glickman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Moishe every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Moishe. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something, huh?"

Cabbie: "He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out."

Passenger. "Wow, some guy eh?

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get into them"

"Passenger" Mmmhmm, not many like that around"

Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Moishe."

Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"



Cabbie: "I married his widow."

[ozwinner]

Huh??


Al :confused:

[Caliban]

Huh??


Al :confused:

Oh come on Al.
The poor cabbie had a dickway.

[ozwinner]

Double Huh??


Al :confused:

[AlexS]

Perhaps she was always comparing the cabbie with her previous husband.

Jokes are never as funny when you have to explain them

[Gumby]

this one has been explained and it still isn't funny......

I only came in here because I saw the title on the thread and thought you wanted me

[graemet]

Perhaps she was always comparing the cabbie with her previous husband.

Jokes are never as funny when you have to explain them

Like the old one about the blind bloke at the bar who offered to tell his blonde joke.
The barmaid says "before you tell it, I ought to let you know that I'm blonde, the big fella beside you is blonde, the bouncer is blonde as is the publican. Now, do you still want to tell the joke"
"Jeez, no. I don't want to have to explain it four times!"