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4th October 2012, 11:47 AM #1
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Batman
Batman and Catwoman were going out on a date and were sitting in the Bat-cave.
"Oh Batty," she gushes. "You really are the greatest of all the superheroes."
"Thank you," replies Batman.
"No really," she continues, "you're brave, strong and true. You're quick-witted and fair. Everyone is scared of you."
"Please..." he replies.
"And you're so hunky!" she giggles. "You look so good in your costume and I love your pointy ears. I'm the luckiest cat alive. Now... I'm going to call us a cab and we're going to have a great evening."
She gets her mobile out of her bag, but can't switch it on.
"Oh," she says. "Can you have a look - you're so good with gadgets."
"I'm afraid," he replies, "your phone will not work because of your bat flattery".Cheers Fred
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4th October 2012, 12:07 PM #2
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4th October 2012, 08:18 PM #3
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Good one "Benderfelly".
Keep 'em coming Fred.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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