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  1. #961
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    "Testing with mice continues to shape the human world as foretold in the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  2. #962
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    Good one Fenderbelly

    Take it away.............
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  3. #963
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    Thanks Ray



    plant.jpg
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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  4. #964
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    "I've been looking for one like this all my life and here they are growing on trees."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  5. #965
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    "Well yes, I do feel an affinity with my cotyledon's. Why do you ask?"

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    Paul
    Last edited by Bushmiller; 25th September 2012 at 01:22 PM. Reason: typo
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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    The birds aren't a worry, but be afraid, very afraid of the bees!!
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    1: "My late husband insisted that I scatter his ashes in the garden"


    2: "yes, it is a bit of a pr*ck to keep the birds off the fruit"


    3: "We have a saying in the village that a girl who doesn't like to eat the fruit of the wang tree will struggle to attract a husband"

  8. #968
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    Yeah, but can it mow the lawn and put the garbage out?
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Very nice but not very good for the front teeth.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  10. #970
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    The fruit that Eve really ate in the Garden of Eden

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    Feeling fruity?
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    I've never seen nuts like these before.
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  13. #973
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    by the way, was the photo taken in a kibbutz by any chance?

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    1. Its a pecan .... if he can....

    2. I hope Isac Newton isn't sitting under it
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Ray

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    Good replies guys but it's your AlexS
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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    Updated 26 April 2010
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