Ah Romance MK II( has MK I)

[Baz]

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the

first time. Later they go on to a show. The

evening is a huge success and as he drops her at

her door he says. " I have had a lovely time. You

look like a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on

you tomorrow?". She agrees and a date is made.

The next night he knocks at her door and when she

Opens it she slaps him hard across the face. He is stunned.

"What was that for?" he asked. She said " I looked up

rambling rose in the encyclopaedia last

night and said " Not well suited

to bedding , but is excellent

for r.....g up against a

garden wall.".

[ozwinner]

Tsk, tsk.

I dont know, what is the world coming to. :eek:

Al