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30th May 2005, 11:52 PM #1
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How to spot a millionaire
Inspired by Cliff
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30th May 2005, 11:57 PM #2
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All he needs is about $1000..........or even less, he may only need her for a short time.........
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31st May 2005, 12:03 AM #3
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Don't cast nasturshams. She could be someone's wife or sister or daughter. She might even really love him. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
But on second thoughts you're probably right. :mad:Cheers
Jim
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31st May 2005, 12:06 AM #4
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Nah, ya all wrong, wrong ,wrong......
that's her Dad & he owns a pub....
every bloke's dream come true......
Cliff.
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31st May 2005, 02:02 AM #5
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I thought every blokes dream was to find an only child (daughter) whos father owned a pub.
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Nah, ya all wrong, wrong ,wrong......
that's her Dad & he owns a pub....
every bloke's dream come true......
As fred said the only woman i'de marry has got to look like a movie star, be a billionaire , Be a sex maniac and only love me
His mate replied " a woman like that would have to be crazy to marry you"
I can put up with that he replied.
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31st May 2005, 01:37 PM #6
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Like the two travelling salesmen, John and Ron, that'll do, spent a night in a country pub owned by an attractive young woman.
John went to bed ready for an early start and Ron, being a bit of as womaniser lured the publican into his room for the night.
Nothing more was said as the two continued their travels together until nine months later John said 'remember that time we stayed at the pub with the young female publican' yeah says Ron, why, 'did you sleep with her and use my name?' uhh yeah, well you know how it is don't you?
Thats OK said John, I just got a letter from her solicitor, she died and left me the pub in her will
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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31st May 2005, 02:04 PM #7
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Which brings to mind the tale of the two irishmen who opened a pub and soon went broke
Paddy then suggested they open a brothel
Mick replied "Dont be a fool if we can't sell beer how are we gonna sell broth"
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
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