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    Default New Glasses

    A woman walks into the optometry store to return a pair of eyeglasses
    she had purchased the week before.

    "What seems to be the problem, ma'am?" the optometrist inquired.

    "Well, I bought these glasses for my husband last week and they're
    just not working," the woman complained.

    "Perhaps the lab made an error in filling the prescription."

    "I'm sure they must have," the woman confirmed. "My husband's still
    not seeing things my way."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    well she should have known better than to buy on spec
    Cheers Fred



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    should've gone to specsavers
    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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    Sounds like SWMBO.

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