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    Flying fish is more my fare
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    "Ha; Watch me put some real wind up this bloke."

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    Paul
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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Moby...needing to floss after a big feed of krill........when along came Brian

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Good one Paul Over to you

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    Thanks Mic. You sprung me without any pix ready. How about this?

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    Please don't fart, Please don't fart,. Please don't fart...........
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    "Ha; Watch me put some real wind up this bloke."


    anne-maria.
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    I am going to play you like a Tuba?

    TL, I think they are girls???

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    Your core temperature is getting critical!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    "Ha; Watch me put some real wind up this bloke."
    Ummmm, "fly" living up to his name; Not much is getting by him. But your caption sounds familiar. Clearly plagiarism is alive and well in Belgrave .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    Ummmm, "fly" living up to his name; Not much is getting by him. But your caption sounds familiar. Clearly plagiarism is alive and well in Belgrave .

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    Nah, TL's is kinky, Mines musical, much more refined...

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    "Putting nail polish on our gloves turned out to be a rotten idea. Now I'm stuck!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    "Putting nail polish on our gloves turned out to be a rotten idea. Now I'm stuck!"
    Well spotted. I hadn't noticed that touch of goth creeping in .

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    Please don't fart, Please don't fart,. Please don't fart...........
    By the look on the second skaters face i think it should be "gawd, did you have to let one go" First skater replies "I'm just hoping to knock out some of the competition"
    1915 17"x50" LeBlond heavy duty Lathe, 24" Queen city shaper, 1970's G Vernier FV.3.TO Universal Mill, 1958 Blohm HFS 6 surface grinder, 1942 Rivett 715 Lathe, 14"x40" Antrac Lathe, Startrite H225 Bandsaw, 1949 Hercus Camelback Drill press, 1947 Holbrook C10 Lathe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post

    TL, I think they are girls???
    I call everyone guys.
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