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14th August 2012, 03:46 PM #1
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Newspaper?
I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," he said. "I don't waste money on
newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him.
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Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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14th August 2012, 03:57 PM #2
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Hum to much TV Rodgera.
The other use of newspapers could pose even greater problems.
Wrapping old saws in try doing that with an Ipad
using when gluing
Paper mache
inside out turning
Bet you thought I was going to say in place of a toilet roll.
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14th August 2012, 07:05 PM #3
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cleaning the bbq plate, lighting the fireplace, packing things for postage, Cant do that with an Ipad
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14th August 2012, 09:36 PM #4
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Imagine all those old Spy movies one where they hide behind newspapers with eye holes cut out. Can't do that with an Ipad
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14th August 2012, 10:25 PM #5
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Probably be great for eating fish 'n chips off, though.
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14th August 2012, 10:31 PM #6
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or shredding and using for the cat litter tray. Perfect use for an ipad
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14th August 2012, 10:41 PM #7
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I'm sure there's an app for that.
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Cheers, Richard
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14th August 2012, 11:02 PM #8
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Well if there is then it blows my theory that I-Things arent worth crapping on Originally Posted by rhancock
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15th August 2012, 11:27 AM #9
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would they chime hanging in the dunny
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15th August 2012, 10:09 PM #10
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The guys at work use them for sound level monitoring, so I'm sure you could get it to chime every time any wind is generated...
Cheers, Richard
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