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  1. #706
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    I do wish my wife wouldn't fiddle with the heater controls!
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  2. #707
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    'Cruisers are HOT this year

    or

    Crap! I left the lights on!!

    Paul


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  3. #708
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    "Toyota, Unbreakable, but not unburnable."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  4. #709
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    Its bleeding obvious guys

    'Oh what a feeling pyrotor'
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds

  5. #710
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    Fire sale

  6. #711
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    Jewish lightning.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  7. #712
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    I like the "Crap, I left the lights on" your turn Mr. Mcgee.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  8. #713
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    Double-dipping works

    OK ...

  9. #714
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    I don't care if you reckon someone lit the fire. *you* told me the Prado will get us there and back.... and I'm not about to start walking now... So, Heave!

    Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 2
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  10. #715
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    The dog sat on the rubber block
    For the last 5 miles to Gundagai

    Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 2
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  11. #716
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    Obedience training.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  12. #717
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    It's only fair.......you want me to drag your butt around Alaska.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  13. #718
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    (btw - Thunder54 - if you go to 'Quick Links' and 'subscribed threads' you'll know if there are more posts after yours ... and if you give an email address under 'details' you'll get notifications.
    ... It was a year before I figured that out.
    ... after I was told about it )
    Thanks pmcgee

  14. #719
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    There must be an easier way to collect those RSPCA donation boxes!

  15. #720
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    Paddy, that's not what I meant by "burnout"!

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