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  1. #1
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    Default Car Privileges

    The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter
    family-car privileges.
    On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.

    The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the
    newspaper and came back into the house frowning.
    At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?"

    "Not too late, Dad." she replied nervously.

    Dead-panned, her father said, "Then, my precious one, I'll have to
    talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of
    the car."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    I can relate to that one.

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