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    Default Healthy Place

    At the urging of his doctor, Allan moved to Munruben.

    After settling in, he met a neighbor, John, who was also an older man.

    "Say, is this really a healthy place?"

    "It sure is," John replied.
    "When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word.
    I had hardly any hair on my head.
    I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and
    I had to be lifted out of bed."

    "That's wonderful!" said Allan. "How long have you been here?"

    "I was born here."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    You forgot to mention -

    I woke up crying every day after having
    wet my pants.

    Come to think of it .. nothing's changed.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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