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3rd July 2012, 04:52 PM #1
Healthy Place
At the urging of his doctor, Allan moved to Munruben.
After settling in, he met a neighbor, John, who was also an older man.
"Say, is this really a healthy place?"
"It sure is," John replied.
"When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word.
I had hardly any hair on my head.
I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and
I had to be lifted out of bed."
"That's wonderful!" said Allan. "How long have you been here?"
"I was born here."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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9th July 2012, 01:05 PM #2
You forgot to mention -
I woke up crying every day after having
wet my pants.
Come to think of it .. nothing's changed.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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