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  1. #646
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    I wouldn't believe whatever he says. It's just a "bear"-faced Lie!

  2. #647
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder54 View Post
    I wouldn't believe whatever he says. It's just a "bear"-faced Lie!
    Hhhmmm.......so Thunder54, 2 posts and one of them's a "bear" pun.

    Looks like you're going to fit right in

    TL I just realised it took you 30 hours to put up that photo - why the big pause?
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  3. #648
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    The delay was due to the lawyers checking out a minor legal claws.

  4. #649
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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    "Dad! I've been watching 'The Voice'.
    Lets have seal for dinner!"
    Think I like this one. Cos the Voice got very annoying, and I didn't even watch it.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  5. #650
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    Thanks TL.
    Have a go at this one.....
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  6. #651
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    NRMA said 10 minutes and they would be here.
    That was an hour ago--not happy.

  7. #652
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    I don't think this is what the specs meant by split diff.

  8. #653
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    "I wonder if I can fit the space saver spares by myself."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  9. #654
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    "There goes this week's bonus."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  10. #655
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    "On reflection, I don't think that knocking was a stone in the tyres."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  11. #656
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    This one will be a bit obscure....

    "Skip to my Lou, my darlin'. "
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  12. #657
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    I had one of those, but the wheels fell off.
    Visit my website
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  13. #658
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    Thats the first and last time I buy a Lego brand truck.
    It happened to me when I was a kid as well....

  14. #659
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    I told them that the wheels would fall off the mining industry if the Mining Super Profits Tax and Carbon tax came in. But would they listen??? Noooo......
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Little bit broken.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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