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  1. 22nd June 2012, 06:35 PM #1
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    Default Boasting neighbour

    I was talking with a neighbour yesterday who was boasting
    about his great job, nice home and latest model BMW. Then
    he dragged out a photo of his girlfriend and said, "Isn't she
    just beautiful?"

    I said, "If you think she is beautiful, you should see my wife".

    He asked, 'Why, is she a stunner?".

    I replied, "No, she's an optician".


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  2. 22nd June 2012, 08:09 PM #2
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    Cheers Fred



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  3. 27th June 2012, 10:58 PM #3
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    Another beauty I missed.......must need new glasses!!!
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    Now Allan this has got to be one of the best jokes you've come up with in a while.
    see email.
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