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    Hover cat.
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    Who needs a pogostick anyway?
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    Use the force Luke.
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    Too many anchovies again....always gives me wind

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    "I'm auditioning for Goldfinger! I have a natural advantage"

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    Fast game's a good game.
    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    Who needs a pogostick anyway?
    Take it away

    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    "I'm auditioning for Goldfinger! I have a natural advantage"

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    Not sure I get this one. Not being a 007 expert.
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    Oooh. That's me. I wasn't expecting to win this, and aren't at all ready. But here's one I prepared earlier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Fast game's a good game. Take it away

    Not sure I get this one. Not being a 007 expert.
    Fast, fast? Where did that come from.

    In regards to my pityful entry it's always so embarrasing having to explain jokes, although I confess I am used to it.

    To quote Cliff, "Google is your friend." Check out the delicious Honor Blackman's classic role in Goldfinger. I think she is pushing 90 now so a little past her best, but in her day.

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    "Gordon just couldn't help himself. He just had to stand out from the gaggle."
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    "It's quarter to eight, and this is Arnie, your 'eye in the sky'. No major accidents this morning, and traffic's not moving too bad, except for Goose Lane, it's at walking pace!"
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    Wanna feel a goose then?
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    I'm not a d**k.
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    And there's my mum and dad and brother and my other brother and my sister and my sister in law and my wife and my other wife my daughter Ami and my daughter Bree and my daughter Chelsea and my daughter Dianne and my son Aaron and my son Brian and....

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    ..Yay..we're all going on a summer holiday......I believe Chateau Foie gras is where we'll be staying

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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