Two eggs got married.

After the reception they were booked into the bridal suite for their first night of married bliss.

As they were preparing for bed the girl egg said "Why don't you get into bed honey, I'm just going to the bathroom and I'll be with you in a few minutes.

Ten minutes later she emerged from the bathroom to find the boy egg sitting up in bed wearing a crash helmet. A little confused, she asked him why he had the helmet on.

He said "Well I'm not taking any chances. The last time I got this hard, someone hit me on the head with a spoon !" :eek: