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    Don't forget to fill in the log book.
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    So much for being best friends. He won't let me sit on his lap. Differant story last week when I helped him with his motor bike practice.
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    "Plenty of wood in the Lada."

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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
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    I think his is the punniest.
    Off you go R@y
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    Had to trim this one to be sure it would pass the censor -
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    What you looking at punk.
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    "If you're supposed to be a lap dog, you're doing it wrong."
    Too many projects, so little time, even less money!
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    I am so happy I could just bite somebody.
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    No! I haven't hidden my bone there.
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    Dam! Don't know which is worse. Sand between the toes or sun screen.
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    "Actually I'm a sniffer dog....I think I'm on to something"

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    ""Course I'm unhappy. I got the raw end of the deal."

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    "Did you say poker? Or... !"

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    ..Bad ass guard dog..(said in yank accent)

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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