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18th May 2012, 07:32 PM #541
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"Something doesn't feel right. I think the centre stand might still be up."
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18th May 2012, 09:08 PM #542
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" do you need a screwdriver?"
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19th May 2012, 02:37 PM #543
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This one made me laugh.
Originally Posted by Bushmiller
Over to you Paul.Pugwash.
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19th May 2012, 05:21 PM #544
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Thanks Pugwash
Trying for the second time as my first attempt was deemed a little inappropriate (but not for the reasons I am sure you are all jumping to
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Never mind. try this as a hurried substitute as I am off to Brissy for the show tomorrow and not back until Monday.
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19th May 2012, 07:34 PM #545
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From the straight-faced section ... interesting ... 37.5mph = 60kmh ... hmmm
But really ... obviously 38 would be waaaay too fast, and 37 too damn slow.
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19th May 2012, 08:20 PM #546
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"The moulds for Lady Gaga's next outfit were taking shape."
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19th May 2012, 10:48 PM #547
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Half speed and double demerits this long week end.
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24th May 2012, 12:17 AM #548
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Paul. Too straight faced I'm afraid, but I acknowledge the accuracy
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Yonnee. This is a family forum, so I'm told, and the vision of any female using those for, well, moulds is too disturbing for me.
Hugh. It's over to you.
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24th May 2012, 09:54 PM #549
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HOW ABOUT THIS ONE Originally Posted by Bushmiller
Paul. Too straight faced I'm afraid, but I acknowledge the accuracy.
Yonnee. This is a family forum, so I'm told, and the vision of any female using those for, well, moulds is too disturbing for me.
Hugh. It's over to you.
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Hugh
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24th May 2012, 10:10 PM #550
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24th May 2012, 10:45 PM #551
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Hmmm. Front right tyre seems a bit down on tread.
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24th May 2012, 11:40 PM #552
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Don't know about Norwest but they sure do look like tools!
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24th May 2012, 11:42 PM #553
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Well that's about one trunk load.
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25th May 2012, 12:24 AM #554
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"Julio is sporting a brown leather number, complimented by blue cargo pants."
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25th May 2012, 02:18 AM #555
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What a bunch of idiots! That's about the stupidest thing you could do. Fancy driving on the wrong side of the road!
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