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20th April 2012, 11:32 AM #466Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
www.clivequinn.com
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20th April 2012, 12:31 PM #467
That will teach the kids not to leave the keys in their car.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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20th April 2012, 12:32 PM #468
At last a smokers car.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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20th April 2012, 12:47 PM #469
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20th April 2012, 06:47 PM #470
Ah yes; the ubiquitous inverted, reciprocal Kamm tail. (Google?).
I am assuming from your comments that you could be an Account Exec or similar. I appreciate your self-deprecating humour. In a former life I sold advertising space, although it's so long ago now that the wounds have healed up and the scars all but disappeared.
That is on the exterior. Inside...best not to got there. An optometrist recently announced that she was going to look right into my eyes. I warned her that it might not be the best move she ever made!
Enough. Got to think about Pugwash's piccy.
Regards
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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20th April 2012, 07:18 PM #471
"Well, yes; They do make a family sedan. Why do you ask?"
Regards
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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20th April 2012, 07:58 PM #472
I have just spotted another thread with very important information regarding Skew's-Girl. Apparantly it is now incontrovertable.
https://www.woodworkforums.com/f43/ad...sydney-151383/
Congratulations.
Regards
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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20th April 2012, 11:51 PM #473
...and in late news the police have released a photo of the thief who made off with Ronnie Corbett's car .......
(and congratulations to Mr and Mrs Skew)Cheers, Bob the labrat
Measure once and.... the phone rings!
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21st April 2012, 04:42 PM #474Too many projects, so little time, even less money!Are you a registered member? Why not? click here to register. It's free and only takes 37 seconds! Doing work around the home? Wander over to our sister site, Renovate Forum, for all your renovation queries.
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21st April 2012, 04:47 PM #475
"Chrysler announces it's new compact, the Dodge'm."
Too many projects, so little time, even less money!Are you a registered member? Why not? click here to register. It's free and only takes 37 seconds! Doing work around the home? Wander over to our sister site, Renovate Forum, for all your renovation queries.
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21st April 2012, 05:17 PM #476
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21st April 2012, 05:26 PM #477
"1700mm long. Many cars are wider than that!"
Regards
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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23rd April 2012, 03:17 AM #478
Yep, I signed on the dotted.
What can I say, if I'm going to be a woodie, gotta go where the good wood is. Preferably with a guide to point out all the things that are hostile to my existance. Hoping I can pull the 'What's yours is mine' and get some time on the lathe XD
Caption: Wife: "I told you to read the care instructions 'Wash in cold water, Lie flat to dry, Do not put in the drier!"Last edited by Skew's_Girl; 23rd April 2012 at 03:20 AM. Reason: forgot to add the caption!
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23rd April 2012, 03:22 AM #479
The Italian version of the Messerschmitt KR200. 49 reverse gears and a rearward facing driver's seat.
(Yeah. I used to listen to my Grand-dad's jokes. )
- Andy Mc
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23rd April 2012, 09:05 AM #480
[QUOTE=Skew's_Girl;1477632]Yep, I signed on the dotted.
What can I say, if I'm going to be a woodie, gotta go where the good wood is. Hoping I can pull the 'What's yours is mine' and get some time on the lathe XD
QUOTE]
The "Land of the woodie?"
If you listen to my SWMBO the full quote is "What's yours is mine and what's mine's my own." Luckily I have selective hearing deficiency.
I can see we are going to have our work cut out with a husband and wife team. All you solo players out there will have to lift your game.
Regards
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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