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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    ok pugwash..how about having a go while we're waiting for Yonnee
    OK. Have a go at this one....
    Pugwash.

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    That will teach the kids not to leave the keys in their car.
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    At last a smokers car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl View Post
    <.<
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    I'm gonna take this opportunity to have a little fun at my expense.
    I call it "Honesty in Advertising"
    It's ok to groan. It was a cheap joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    OK. Have a go at this one....
    ....siingle seater - almost no boot space.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl View Post
    <.<
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    I'm gonna take this opportunity to have a little fun at my expense.
    I call it "Honesty in Advertising"
    It's ok to groan. It was a cheap joke.
    Ah yes; the ubiquitous inverted, reciprocal Kamm tail. (Google?).

    I am assuming from your comments that you could be an Account Exec or similar. I appreciate your self-deprecating humour. In a former life I sold advertising space, although it's so long ago now that the wounds have healed up and the scars all but disappeared.

    That is on the exterior. Inside...best not to got there. An optometrist recently announced that she was going to look right into my eyes. I warned her that it might not be the best move she ever made!

    Enough. Got to think about Pugwash's piccy.

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    "Well, yes; They do make a family sedan. Why do you ask?"



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    I have just spotted another thread with very important information regarding Skew's-Girl. Apparantly it is now incontrovertable.

    https://www.woodworkforums.com/f43/ad...sydney-151383/

    Congratulations.

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    ...and in late news the police have released a photo of the thief who made off with Ronnie Corbett's car .......


    (and congratulations to Mr and Mrs Skew)
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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    ok pugwash..how about having a go while we're waiting for Yonnee
    Sorry guys, haven't been around.
    Too many projects, so little time, even less money!
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    "Chrysler announces it's new compact, the Dodge'm."
    Too many projects, so little time, even less money!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yonnee View Post
    Sorry guys, haven't been around.
    Quite OK. Hope all is well. Do you have a note from your mum? I see you returned refreshed with your Chrysler Corp pun..

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    "1700mm long. Many cars are wider than that!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    I have just spotted another thread with very important information regarding Skew's-Girl. Apparantly it is now incontrovertable.

    https://www.woodworkforums.com/f43/ad...sydney-151383/

    Congratulations.

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    Yep, I signed on the dotted.
    What can I say, if I'm going to be a woodie, gotta go where the good wood is. Preferably with a guide to point out all the things that are hostile to my existance. Hoping I can pull the 'What's yours is mine' and get some time on the lathe XD


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    The Italian version of the Messerschmitt KR200. 49 reverse gears and a rearward facing driver's seat.

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    [QUOTE=Skew's_Girl;1477632]Yep, I signed on the dotted.
    What can I say, if I'm going to be a woodie, gotta go where the good wood is. Hoping I can pull the 'What's yours is mine' and get some time on the lathe XD


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    The "Land of the woodie?"

    If you listen to my SWMBO the full quote is "What's yours is mine and what's mine's my own." Luckily I have selective hearing deficiency.

    I can see we are going to have our work cut out with a husband and wife team. All you solo players out there will have to lift your game.

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