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    Default Retirement Quiz

    Ready to retire?

    Take this quiz to find out.

    Question: How many days in a week?
    Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

    Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
    Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

    Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
    Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

    Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
    Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

    Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
    Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

    Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
    Answer: Tied shoes.

    Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
    Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

    Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
    Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids
    will want to store stuff there.

    Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
    Answers: The never ending Coffee Break.

    Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
    Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

    Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but
    misses the people he used to work with?
    Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    I can relate to those - particularly Q2.
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    You know me so well. Its like you can see right in my head.

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    acmegridley Guest

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    100% correct on all counts dont know how I found time to go to work,everydays a holiday.
    Stay up as late as you want get up when you want,gee its hard to take

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