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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    Yes, they're goldfish......I noticed that you seemed interested
    think I'll go with Undy's. Was kinda holding out for "Plenty of fish in the c-cup. " but anyway..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    "Well, they're not white pointers or bronze whalers...."
    And we aren't interested in the Grey Nurses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    think I'll go with Undy's. ...
    Ta TL...how about

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    "Human vice: Soft jaw version."

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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    "So famished even the leg of the table looked good."

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    Now that's a woodie .
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Mr. Stiff.
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    "Now that's what I call a lip plate."

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    Woodworking tip #27:
    If you must use your teeth to distress the edges of your latest project, make sure the glue is dry first.
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    2nd level of stress, after teeth marks on the toilet seat.
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    Fred couldn't understand why this table top dancing he had read about was so popular.
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    "It started as a pimple on my tongue..."
    Too many projects, so little time, even less money!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yonnee View Post
    "It started as a pimple on my tongue..."
    He he...take it away Yonnee

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    Woodworking tip #27:
    If you must use your teeth to distress the edges of your latest project, make sure the glue is dry first.
    ok pugwash..how about having a go while we're waiting for Yonnee

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    I'm gonna take this opportunity to have a little fun at my expense.
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    It's ok to groan. It was a cheap joke.

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