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Thread: Airline Humor
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11th April 2012, 03:59 PM #1
Airline Humor
Just a little airline humor for you!
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. How about nuclear power?" and he smiles.
"OK, she said, that could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass, yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass."
"Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s#*t?"
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11th April 2012, 04:01 PM #2
...I like it...
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11th April 2012, 06:54 PM #3
Excellent Barry
Jim Carroll
One Good Turn Deserves Another. CWS, Vicmarc, Robert Sorby, Woodcut, Tormek, Woodfast
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