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  1. #391
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    "Is that horn a double entendre?"

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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    Keep it nice kiddies. I have a few unprintable response myself.
    I'll bet.

    Keeping it nice 'cos we don't want to end up on the bench with Cliff. (Actually I heard Cliff has his own bench with his name engraved on it.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    I'll bet.

    Keeping it nice 'cos we don't want to end up on the bench with Cliff. (Actually I heard Cliff has his own bench with his name engraved on it.)

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    Nah, not a bench, a whole room.

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    He's just blowing his own trumpet.
    anne-maria.
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    How odd ......he doesn't LOOK Indian
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

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    John finally found a way to reduce the burning from his weird rash.
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    He's just blowing his own trumpet.
    .

    Ehh....that should be TL!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    Nah, not a bench, a whole room.
    Whole shed.. 2 sheds... 2 sheds & 2 containers....
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    Little Boy Blue come blow your horn.
    Last edited by RETIRED; 6th April 2012 at 11:51 AM. Reason: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
    Hugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    John finally found a way to reduce the burning from his weird rash.
    OK. This one wins for me.

    Your go Chris.
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    Thank you Pugwash.
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    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    "It's a bit late now to tell me you wanted a 'Yellow Brick Road.'"

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    "Yes, the steering is light. Why do you ask?"

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    "May I offer you a lift?"

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    I thought you said you had released the tailgate.
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