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  1. #376
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    Rubber trucky, you're the one .............
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Next time, thought Brian..I'll make sure the sheet metal workers unfold the blueprints fully ..before fabricating the tray

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  3. #378
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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    Rubber trucky, you're the one .............
    anne-maria.
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  4. #379
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    Angle parking. Right angle parking.
    Pugwash.

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  5. #380
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    This truck's dodgy reverse gear drives me up the wall!
    Pugwash.

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    I liked TL's reference to the motoring examiner and could easily have awarded her first prize, but I'm going with pugwash's dodgy reverse gear as I always had something in mind that drove you up the wall.

    Your turn pugwash.

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    Paul
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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  7. #382
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    Sorry, been away.
    Try this one.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    There seems to be a blockage.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  9. #384
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    Bert needed 3 hands to be able to play all the notes & still be able to operate his new Harmon Mute.
    With a little modification to the trumpet & the added excitement of the new sound, the problem was solved.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    "Do you blow it or suck it? Either way looks like a winner."

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    ..The viagraphone

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    ..The trumpbone..

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Keep it nice kiddies. I have a few unprintable response myself.

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    "Now, let's get this straight."

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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Do I make you horny Baby?

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