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31st March 2012, 11:28 AM #1
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Magic Car
I brought my teenage daughter a car for her eighteenth birthday.
As I handed over the keys, I explained that it was a magic car.
My daughter, of course, was very excited, and asked what it did.
"Well," I said, "Just get one ticket and you'll see how quickly it
will disappear."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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3rd April 2012, 12:20 AM #2
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Cheers Fred
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