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  1. 17th March 2012, 09:49 AM #16
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    Wow !! What a response.

    Surprised no one said the undertaker
    had the flu and coped well with a coffin fit.

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    No but he had a Foot Fault, but still got over the Line
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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  3. 18th March 2012, 05:53 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    No but he had a Foot Fault, but still got over the Line
    Why do we LET you SERVE up this nonsense, What is the ADVANTAGE?
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  4. 18th March 2012, 07:45 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    Why do we LET you SERVE up this nonsense, What is the ADVANTAGE?
    "the ADVANTAGE"


    Just keeping you on the ball, boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Just keeping you on the ball, boys.
    well I am sick of the whole RACQUET. I feel we have been SET up. Its not a GAME any more. We need to be on the BALL so that nobody can STRING us along like this again, and if they do we need to BACKHAND them.
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  6. 18th March 2012, 09:37 PM #21
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    Well I'm totally confused - what the deuce is all this about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    Well I'm totally confused - what the deuce is all this about?
    Its hard to explain without a BASELINE to work from
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    Love all.
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    Quiet please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rustynail View Post
    Quiet please.
    Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
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    At 15 I would not have understood this thread.
    At 30 I would have laughed my head off.
    At 40 it would only have raised a smile.
    Now that Its game over...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    At 15 I would not have understood this thread.
    At 30 I would have laughed my head off.
    At 40 it would only have raised a smile.
    Now that Its game over...........

    "Game over", C'mon.

    If you are GAME I can SET you up to MATCH
    any of these comments.

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  13. 21st March 2012, 08:21 AM #28
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    That would be a PRO-AM contest
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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