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16th March 2012, 06:36 PM #331
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"Cliff conceded that SWMBO was correct and he should have removed the crinoline before undertaking the roughing out on his latest project."
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PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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16th March 2012, 06:38 PM #332
Neander Normite
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Cliff was enjoying a quiet night at home alone until someone yelled "surprise!" and the lights came on.
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16th March 2012, 10:33 PM #333
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Note to self! Check wording of third wish next time!
anne-maria.
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17th March 2012, 07:09 AM #334
Dehydrated Hydrographer
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19th March 2012, 10:25 AM #335
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Seems to have stalled, I thought somebody would make a 'waiter' joke for sure.
Anyway, all good, special mention to BM for the number of replies but I'll give this one to Alex for keeping the running joke alive.
Over to you Alex.Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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20th March 2012, 08:33 PM #336
Dehydrated Hydrographer
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20th March 2012, 09:18 PM #337
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Ah the kingdom that measures Gross National Happiness
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"Hillside retreat, would suit abseilers and base jumpers. 4WD access not available. Unsuitable for those prone to vertigo. Apply LJ Hooker, Thimphu."
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PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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20th March 2012, 09:22 PM #338
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"Forget about contemplating your navel; You'll be lucky if you have a stomach by the time you reach The Tiger's Nest."
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PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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20th March 2012, 09:27 PM #339
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Can I have the builder's business card please?
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Michael
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20th March 2012, 09:27 PM #340
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Mind the first step it's a doosy.
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20th March 2012, 09:31 PM #341
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I'd rather be a funambulist than a somnambulist if I lived there.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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20th March 2012, 09:53 PM #342
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I have been forced to resort to this so the axe-weilder is unable to censor my comments. (Hopefully he is not fluent in sanscrit
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" क्षमा
सत्य
दम
शम "
The embodiment of The Tiger's Nest. "Actually, I have a picture too............
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PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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20th March 2012, 10:01 PM #343
Timber Hoarder
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Lends a whole new meaning to "I'll just nip down to the shops" doesn't it?
Cliff.
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20th March 2012, 10:05 PM #344
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Originally Posted by A Duke
I think the first is almost a prerequisite and the second; Well.... they only do it once.
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PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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20th March 2012, 10:06 PM #345
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At least you don't have to mow the lawn.
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