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    Default Screwdriver

    While assembling furniture for a friend, I asked her five-year-old
    son to bring me a screwdriver.

    He said, "Do you want a Daddy screwdriver or a Mommy screwdriver?"

    "Which one can you get faster?"

    "The Mommy screwdriver."

    "Okay. Bring me a Mommy screwdriver."

    The child came back and handed me a butter knife.
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    And if you asked for a "mummy" hammer the kid would have brought back a platform shoe.

    women should only be allowed 2 tools - a can of wd40 and a roll of duck tape; if it is supposed to move and doesn't they use the wd40 and if it moves and is not supposed to they use the duck tape.

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    Nah, A mummy hammer is the meat tenderiser.

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    no, definitely a shoe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    While assembling furniture for a friend, I asked her five-year-old
    son to bring me a screwdriver.

    He said, "Do you want a Daddy screwdriver or a Mommy screwdriver?"

    "Which one can you get faster?"

    "The Mommy screwdriver."

    "Okay. Bring me a Mommy screwdriver."

    The child came back and handed me a butter knife.

    Love it
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    I wonder what the daddy screwdriver was?

    I've still got a bend in the top os a kitchen knife (trident type) where a former wife tried to do up something
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    ...I've still got a bend in the top os a kitchen knife (trident type) where a former wife tried to do up something
    Now what is she going to use?

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    don't care much, a fingernail perhaps
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    Nick
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    tornavi
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