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    Default Funeral

    I just got back from my mate's funeral.
    He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.

    It was a great service.


    Allan
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    Sad Allan Sad

    You had better be carefull he may lob one back at you
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    Yes but there was a Racquet when they dropped the coffin, some yelled out Ace it up another for the Love of....... They soon Lobed it back on their shoulders had all Lined up and the Funeral parlor Netted a packet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Yes but there was a Racquet when they dropped the coffin, some yelled out Ace it up another for the Love of....... They soon Lobed it back on their shoulders had all Lined up and the Funeral parlor Netted a packet.
    Yeah, but whose Fault was it that this Set took the Advantage?

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    I'm not game to suggest it was a match made in...

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    Default Nrb

    Now,please tell me was it LOVE ALL at the end of all this?

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    Things a bit slow in Hinchinbrook>

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    Quote Originally Posted by acmegridley View Post
    Things a bit slow in Hinchinbrook>

    Lunch break ramberling

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    Groan
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    give me a BREAK

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    I think we've been SET up with this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    I think we've been SET up with this one.
    I cant MATCH that, GAME over, You COURT me out

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    Will we be able to watch this one on the NET
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    (Think I can say this).
    Hang onto your BALLS BOYS we are waiting for an UMPIRES decision if this will be allowed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    (Think I can say this).
    Hang onto your BALLS BOYS we are waiting for an UMPIRES decision if this will be allowed.
    I don't think we have overstepped the LINE but the BALL is in their COURT.

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