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    A little old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

    The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

    When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed the little ball.

    The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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    Thats cruel but I like it
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    Hey Fender,

    I wonder if that's the same bloke who asked the Braber for a discount shave, cause he was short a few quid that week, He askes the Barber "if he could get one side of his face shaved for half price", the Barber thought this will look good and said "OK, which side would you like done" and the fella replied "The Outside"


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    Fred thats a crappy joke................but I like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by HazzaB View Post
    Hey Fender,

    I wonder if that's the same bloke who asked the Braber for a discount shave, cause he was short a few quid that week, He askes the Barber "if he could get one side of his face shaved for half price", the Barber thought this will look good and said "OK, which side would you like done" and the fella replied "The Outside"


    HazzaB
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    Cheers Fred



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