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    "Police said, despite appearances, she wasn't a person of interest. More a 'nunentity'."

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    Paul
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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    "These new candles are a lot more fiddly than the old ones."

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    Paul
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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    "Sister Mary was disappointed with her new drum and concluded she must have left off the 'O'."

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    Paul
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    It is hard to beat the first couple.

    Best I can add is 'An addictive habit.'
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    God cannabannoyed with her.


    Cheers
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    Suck it back til you can do nun but choke

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    You are going to have to get out of that habit.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    "Despite taking up soccer, Sister Mary was still quite unable to kick the habit."

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    Hve to admit I was expecting the habit captions earlier
    not sur I should have waited a day some of them were pretty bad

    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    Well, that explains the flying nun!
    I'll go with the Rat on this one. Over to you labr@
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    Thanks Nick. Here's one of me at work......
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

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    Got to slow down, the early bird catches the worm but the second rat gets the cheese.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    the grass is always greener on ... wait a minute that's aged chedder
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    Think outside the box


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    Remember the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." The mice are in charge.

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    Paul
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    Just another ten chinups and it's time for a little treat.

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