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  1. 28th January 2012, 10:43 PM #1
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    Default One for the chemists

    Two chemistry professors walk into a bar.
    The bartender asks what they'd like to drink.
    The first one says "I'll have a H2O."
    The second says "I'll have a H2O too."

    The second one died.
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  2. 28th January 2012, 11:22 PM #2
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    Must have been a bottle-blonde barmaid.
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    A girl walks into a bar and asks the barman for a Double Entendre
    So he gave her one.
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.
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  4. 9th February 2012, 05:34 PM #4
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    Poor Johnny is no more,He drank what he thought to be H2O,but was really H2SO4.
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  5. 9th February 2012, 05:36 PM #5
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    Something is messing up the formatting.
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  6. 9th February 2012, 08:20 PM #6
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    I don't like the idea of drinking dihydrogen monoxide. It is used in all sorts of nasty places like sewerage farms. Apparently nuclear power plants use massive amounts of the stuff . Every year there are thousands of deaths around the world from people inhaling the stuff. It also destroys hand tools in a very short time.
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    Avery: You should join up with this group as they rally support to outlaw this dangerous chemical. Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division - dihydrogen monoxide info
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    I am not alone...
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    I wonder how many oldies remember this:
    Polywater - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


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