A couple has a dog who snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife
goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a
ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah, right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog
begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to
sleep.Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red
ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough,the dog
stops snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking
with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the
closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's
testicles Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
He wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom As he stands
in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon
attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the
bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we
were, or what we did, but by God, we took first and
second place!"